please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
you inspire me to be a worse person
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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