So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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