I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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