Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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