Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Randomize
