So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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