stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
sex in a hospital.. check
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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