I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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