I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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