White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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