absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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