Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This house was built for laser tag.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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