Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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