apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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