for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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