Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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