i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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