I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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