do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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