I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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