69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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