what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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