yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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