I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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