you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
