some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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