i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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