put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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