Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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