if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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