i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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