Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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