Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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