Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
soo... how was my night?
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