try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
