i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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