So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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