we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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