that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do vagina's smell?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
