Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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