Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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