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Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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(260): View more from Indiana

He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

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(914): View more from New York

The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse

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(847): View more from Illinois

Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.

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