I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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