But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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