Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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