just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You coming home soon, man?
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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