My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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