remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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