im gay
i know
yea but for you.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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