I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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