We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Quick, to the slutcave!
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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