we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
a search helicopter?!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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