and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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