No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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