I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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